The Commissioner Has Trapped Us All
DRAFTPOCALYPSE
Survive the cursed draft dome. Grab cursed footballs. Humiliate your friends. Waiver goblins, kicker gremlins, and one extremely angry Commissioner Beast stand between you and the top of the league leaderboard.
DRAFTPOCALYPSE
THE WAIVER WIRE PHANTOM
Auto-throws glowing waiver claims at the nearest menace.
Ultimate: PANIC ADD/DROP — shove everything away and vacuum the field.
Checking your league credentials…
Shame Rankings
Dome Leaderboard
Summoning the shame rankings…
Read The Damn Manual
How To Not Die (Immediately)
WASD / ARROWS Move. Enemies only want a word with you.
AUTO The Phantom throws waiver claims at the nearest enemy on his own.
SPACE PANIC ADD/DROP — knockback everything + vacuum all XP footballs.
P / ESC Pause. M Mute.
TOUCH Left side: virtual joystick. Big round button: ultimate.
GOAL Grab footballs, level up, pick 3-card upgrades, stack a build, survive 20:00.
WARNING At 18:00 the Commissioner enrages. It is not fair. It was never going to be fair.